in nineteen ninety eight when the undertaker threw mankind off hеll in a cell, and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcer's table set to Africa by Toto


14 Mar 2018 11:53 - +7617
Our descendants will ask, “Where were you when /u/shittymorph became fully self-aware and attained Reddit nirvana?” And I’ll reply, “I was there man. I was there.”
14 Mar 2018 10:32 - +3180
Posted by the man himself? Straight to the top with you
14 Mar 2018 14:06 - +1108
After the first 6 posts on my FrontPage was news of Stephen Hawking, this was the 7th.
14 Mar 2018 10:50 - +867
Front page in three, two, one...
14 Mar 2018 13:52 - +743
And now u/shittymorph ascends into the status of a god
14 Mar 2018 11:20 - +609
Did he get hurt?
14 Mar 2018 13:56 - +509
Welcome back /u/shittymorph ! Every time I read a long form emotional reply that doesn't end with the Undertaker throwing Mankind somewhere, I'm always a little disappointed.
14 Mar 2018 11:23 - +497
14 Mar 2018 12:25 - +450
I fully expect to still fall for a classic u/shittymorph bait and switch in the comments of his own post.
14 Mar 2018 11:17 - +384
Am I witnessing history in the making?
14 Mar 2018 10:32 - +244
*It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from you.*
14 Mar 2018 11:33 - +243
Who's shittymorph?
14 Mar 2018 10:22 - +189
*It's Still Real To Me Dammit*
14 Mar 2018 13:20 - +154
No joke - those trellis tables really fucking hurt if you land on one. I used to be a gymnast, and one time they had this judge's table (very similar to this one) set really close, right next to the pommel. Not sure exactly what happened, but at this particular event I just about passed out mid routine and toppled over to the side - and I ended up crashing through the table - only from about 5 feet but still dislocated a shoulder and it hurt like hell. As a result, I haven't been able to compete in pommel since 2018, when u/shittymorph posted a video of the Undertaker throwing Mankind off hell in a cell, set to the song Africa by Toto.
14 Mar 2018 10:36 - +129
14 Mar 2018 10:48 - +116
I wouldn't have upvoted this if it were submitted by anyone else. And I checked.
14 Mar 2018 13:47 - +65
u/shittymorph ...I just wanted to say thank you for posting this video. I hope your the content creator because I really want you to know this video made me feel so happy. I watched that hell in the cell live ppv and that time of my life was the last time I had a dad before he lost his battle to mental illness. And wtf I'm almost in tears and Im a grown man but stupid ass Catching Rains song was a memory I have of my dad. When I was a kid dad and my brother and I would would take long drives and listen to music. Every time 'Catching Rains' would come on my dad would get so happy and he'd turn it way up and while that song would be blaring he would always start to say to us extremely amped up; "Boys you can be anything you want to be!! Go anywhere an do anything!! You have your whole lives ahead of you and I KNOW you will be great!! Dont let anyone stop you or slow you down!! etc." Just imagine an amped up bearded guy yelling that over toto at speeds on a windy country road. So yeh somehow you made a video that combined two really good things seared in my memory. Made me miss my dad tho.
14 Mar 2018 11:01 - +45
Mankind is everyones drunk uncle
14 Mar 2018 11:29 - +44
This has by far become my favorite meme
14 Mar 2018 11:11 - +39
#The man himself!
14 Mar 2018 11:17 - +38
the timing on the symbol *tiss* & him hitting the table is just... magical.
14 Mar 2018 13:42 - +21
Close reddit. Give everyone gold. Launch the servers into space so the next civilization can recognize our greatness.
14 Mar 2018 14:16 - +15
All praise u/shittymorph for going full meta. I want him or her to follow me around and make shittymorph replies to all my comments.
14 Mar 2018 13:41 - +15
Today, I'm a part of history. Thank you u/shittymorph, thank you
14 Mar 2018 13:55 - +15
This is amazing. /u/shittymorph...congratulations.

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