MRW My girlfriend and I disagree whether a celebrity is hot. I tell her she has bad taste and she says well I like you.

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17 Apr 2018 01:38 - +2868
Kenan Thompson's faces are a national treasure
17 Apr 2018 01:45 - +2157
My girlfriend and I were at the zoo and we were in the "creatures underground" section and she saw baby mole rats that weren't even a week old and almost melted. So I said "you find the ugliest things so attractive." She turned around with a smug look on her face and put her hand under my chin like she was advertising a can of Pepsi and said "Exhibit A." I wasn't even insulted or had any feelings of anger. I was more so impressed and told her that's why I loved her.
17 Apr 2018 01:49 - +2148
Risky game you’re playing there my friend
17 Apr 2018 01:51 - +429
What celebrity, OP? Let the internet settle this.
17 Apr 2018 01:54 - +215
I used this when my wife (girlfriend at the time) said I liked trashy girls. I said yeah that's why I like you.
17 Apr 2018 00:57 - +182
Taste still bad.
17 Apr 2018 02:10 - +146
Hilary Swank is not hot.
17 Apr 2018 02:48 - +101
Every once and a while my girlfriend asks me to rank "the 4 Chrises" meaning Chris Evans, Chris Pratt, Chris Pine, and Chris Hemsworth. It always starts a fight. I think it keeps coming up because she'll think I'll change my order.
17 Apr 2018 02:28 - +92
My gf was telling me how she thought [Evgeni Malkin]( was attractive. Putting aside being rich and famous, I just don't see it
17 Apr 2018 02:26 - +37
Well i say that to my girlfriend almost on daily basis. That she has shit taste and i have great taste and i'm right- cause i think she is amazing and on other hand she finds me atractive.
17 Apr 2018 03:18 - +30
My wife's celebrity crushes are Conan O'Brien, Walter White (not Bryan Cranston, but him *as* Walter White), and Jesse Eisenberg. She has terrible fucking taste.
17 Apr 2018 01:48 - +18
Boom. Roasted.
17 Apr 2018 02:59 - +16
17 Apr 2018 02:18 - +15
I feel like Kenan is hitting this stride that really reminds me of a Jim Carrey/Will Ferrel LoveChild gone so absolutely right.
17 Apr 2018 04:29 - +12
At my sister's wedding I said to the groom during my speech, "Joe, we all know that Kim makes lots of decisions. She makes good decisions and just like everyone else she makes bad decisions. But remember never to judge her decisions. After all, you are one of them." It fit their sense of humor and they both loved it.
17 Apr 2018 02:19 - +9
I just watched the office episode about Hilary swank
17 Apr 2018 03:18 - +8
My reply? "You've proven my point."
17 Apr 2018 03:21 - +7
Wife or GF: "Do you think she's hot? You: "I mean, she's subjectively attractive, but I'm not personally attracted to her. She's not my type."
17 Apr 2018 02:01 - +7
So she agrees with you
17 Apr 2018 03:30 - +6
Hillary swank. Hot or not
17 Apr 2018 04:35 - +5
My gf has a crush on Seth Rogen. I know dem feelz
17 Apr 2018 06:54 - +3
Danger Zone

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