User correctly identifies Sean Hannity as mysterious third client two hours before hearing

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17 Apr 2018 04:18 - +2483
Another user mentioned a few days ago how horrible Hannity looks, as if he's sick or something. This must be why he's looked like shit.
17 Apr 2018 04:54 - +1522
Pretty shitty writing this season if the fanboys are able to call the plot in advance. I'm hoping for a series overhaul next season. Maybe even cancel this one early to change things up and get better shit going.
17 Apr 2018 05:19 - +1071
If Hannity gets taken down by this, I'll lose consciousness from my schadenfreude boner.
17 Apr 2018 05:43 - +522
For a non-American, can anybody explain why this means anything? (Not the prediction, the news in general)
17 Apr 2018 05:16 - +383
I'd love to see that smug mug behind bars. And while we're daydreaming about idealistic fancy, let's think about how this whole Trump debacle could be the great national spring cleaning, where the worst of the kleptocrats get their justice and all the other corrupt assholes learn a good lesson about what America is really about and why you shouldn't fuck with the constitution or the spirit of democracy, and then we all live happily ever after.
17 Apr 2018 05:41 - +174
But why is the fact that he was his lawyer is so problematic? Doesn't necessarily mean he's done illegal stuff right? Or am I missing something?
17 Apr 2018 04:25 - +122
I wonder how many people guessed something else, but their wrong guess didn't get posted on /r/bestof.
17 Apr 2018 06:17 - +71
A million monkeys on a million keyboards.
17 Apr 2018 04:48 - +47
Odd. 1st post in 9 days. 1st political post ever. I wonder how he came across that info. Definitely doesn't have the history to suggest it was speculation.
17 Apr 2018 07:13 - +44
I had to google Elliott Broidy... some old rich dude who spent $1.6 million to hush a Playboy girl he impregnated. Wikipedia's first sentence, "...Republican fundraiser, and philanthropist." I'm sure he is 🙄
17 Apr 2018 05:10 - +38
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17 Apr 2018 07:48 - +31
Where do I get me one of these lawyers that provide free legal advice and pay settlements out of their own pocket?
17 Apr 2018 05:30 - +23
Here's to hoping that Hannity is back to nailing shingles on roofs - he and O'Reilly can ride off into the sunset holding hands.
17 Apr 2018 06:42 - +15
Tangent: I'm wondering if Joel Osteen or some other mega-pastor type is involved in this whole shenanigan.
17 Apr 2018 06:51 - +13
You can't write shit better than this. Call out the most obvious plot twists and it will turn out to be true! I call Melania being Donald's Russian handler.
17 Apr 2018 06:05 - +9
"User"? Come on op, they have a name /u/AFurryReptile
17 Apr 2018 06:18 - +9
Have you ever had the thought when reading about colonial American history that there seems to be about 25 characters total and they are constantly involved in every event, just in different configurations? This gives me that same kind of feeling. Edit: Anyone care to tell me why you downvoted this? I mean, what could possibly be offensive about it?
17 Apr 2018 08:30 - +6
Plot twist: OP is Hannity, just so he could later say he publicly disclosed it before the news reported it.
17 Apr 2018 07:11 - +4
What does Hannity need a lawyer for? Serious question. Have no clue
17 Apr 2018 07:52 - +3
Tell me how many other comments are predicting the third client then I will decide whether or not the user correctly identified them
17 Apr 2018 06:51 - +3
So with all this going around, I guess Cohen's political clientele will be a bit sparse for the rest of the year? He's gonna be Persona Non Fucka?
17 Apr 2018 10:19 - +2
Out of the thousands of guesses, someone was bound to be right

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