Roses are red, my wallets empty honey,


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17 Apr 2018 07:35 - +1666
ok but I actually want this tho
17 Apr 2018 08:14 - +404
Whole day I'm fucking busy only get few money Rather be up in my crib with a whole lotta honeys Staying on that grind gotta make that damn change Give the boss the middle finger when I buy my new Range
17 Apr 2018 07:45 - +270
Love the trademark symbol mixed in with the Chinese
17 Apr 2018 09:27 - +179
Oh, I have 3 kids and no money. Why can't I have no kids and 3 money!?
17 Apr 2018 08:21 - +83
google translate says this is actually a translation of the above text. I was kinda hoping it was a message from the translator.
17 Apr 2018 06:20 - +79
r/engrish
17 Apr 2018 09:48 - +38
lol no way i have one of those change purses too but mine says ["The underpants are beautiful but only install cunt"](https://imgur.com/a/Ku9cy) edit: grammar
17 Apr 2018 10:19 - +20
[I have one of these:](https://i.imgur.com/TKGpecb.jpg) "如果说女人是衣服那么姐是你们男人穿不起的牌子 -- If a woman is clothes so the elder sister is you men can not afford to wear the brand" Fairly self explanatory, but basically, it's a sick burn saying a woman is outta your league.
17 Apr 2018 09:59 - +19
—Karl Marx, Capital Vol. 1
17 Apr 2018 05:21 - +14
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17 Apr 2018 08:20 - +13
pretty much sums up my life... only get few money :'\(
17 Apr 2018 08:56 - +12
I like how the Chinese uses a comma, but the English doesn't.
17 Apr 2018 07:48 - +11
/r/me_irl
17 Apr 2018 10:12 - +10
Yeah cool, but mine has Obama. https://i.imgur.com/QXg6Fpf.jpg
17 Apr 2018 08:19 - +10
capitalism™
17 Apr 2018 10:18 - +9
Roses are red My job's a joke I work all day And I'm still broke
17 Apr 2018 09:03 - +7
Fucking busy all day, only pennies were made.
17 Apr 2018 09:32 - +7
You and me both weird factory slave
17 Apr 2018 08:41 - +7
This is my new life quote.
17 Apr 2018 10:31 - +4
Bwahahhahahahah. Chinglish FTMFW
17 Apr 2018 10:57 - +4
My Chinese friend confirmed the English matches the Chinese.
17 Apr 2018 09:37 - +4
[Aw, I have three kids and no money. Why can't I have no kids and three money?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HIEWgwRrY9s)
17 Apr 2018 07:47 - +4
Roses are red violets are blue, I hate communism and so do you
17 Apr 2018 11:20 - +3
Lmfao ta ma
17 Apr 2018 10:02 - +3
Which word is the trademarked one?
17 Apr 2018 10:38 - +3
Alternate Lyrics to Hard Day's Night.
17 Apr 2018 09:54 - +3
r/engrish
17 Apr 2018 10:27 - +3
Roses are red, pimp’s coming for me Whole day I’m busy fucking, Only get few money
17 Apr 2018 08:06 - +3
I know, working in a sweat shop sucks.
17 Apr 2018 11:21 - +2
Title of the post reminds me of Joe-Jack from King of the Hill.
17 Apr 2018 10:11 - +2
LOL
17 Apr 2018 11:39 - +2
我要这个
17 Apr 2018 10:16 - +2
Well it means sorta roughly the same thing
17 Apr 2018 10:36 - +2
somewhere in the world, there's a sweatshop worker who was so sick of their job that they ended up making this.
17 Apr 2018 11:27 - +2
Oh my God I want this so bad
17 Apr 2018 10:50 - +2
So where do I get one?
17 Apr 2018 12:30 - +2
I'm a worker bee That gets no honey :(
17 Apr 2018 09:54 - +2
This sounds like the beginning to a rap song.
17 Apr 2018 11:16 - +2
Didn’t even see the trademark symbol till i read it a few times
17 Apr 2018 11:03 - +2
So does that mean I can’t put it in the dryer?
17 Apr 2018 11:25 - +2
"Whole day I'm fucking, busy only get few money." - girl from Full Metal Jacket
17 Apr 2018 11:07 - +2
anybody who can make a nice looking wallpaper out of this? need it for work
17 Apr 2018 11:30 - +2
Isn't that 1 of those crys for help u hear about coming out of sweatshops?
17 Apr 2018 11:08 - +2
XING!
17 Apr 2018 11:43 - +2
is this traditional or simplified Chinese?
17 Apr 2018 10:05 - +2
Hot
17 Apr 2018 13:08 - +2
I found [this](https://imgur.com/a/br8NE) one a couple of years ago
17 Apr 2018 11:11 - +2
I wonder what the real translation is.
17 Apr 2018 10:59 - +2
i like
17 Apr 2018 11:26 - +1
Those silly chinks lol
17 Apr 2018 12:59 - +1
I feel like this is a 2 chainz song.
17 Apr 2018 11:59 - +1
Amazing translation, I wonder what they meant to convey?
17 Apr 2018 11:47 - +1
Why can't I be few busy and get fucking money?
17 Apr 2018 12:01 - +1
Hehehe
17 Apr 2018 13:17 - +1
[I have a sticker of this on my car.](https://www.instagram.com/p/BTCQDTHA7dN/)
17 Apr 2018 12:02 - +1
That’s the best shit I’ve seen all day.
17 Apr 2018 12:42 - +1
整天瞎逼忙,还TM不挣钱 The translation is actually accurate. It was probably put there by a disgruntled employee. TM doesn't mean trademark, it stands for 他妈(ta ma) and means "fucking" Location: mainland China because this is simplified Chinese.
17 Apr 2018 12:06 - +1
r/meirl
17 Apr 2018 12:50 - +1
That’s some legit translation LOL
17 Apr 2018 12:20 - +1
来自中国???
17 Apr 2018 13:03 - +1
I want this
17 Apr 2018 12:32 - +1
r/LateStageCapitalism
17 Apr 2018 10:55 - +1
It's pretty obvious just how desperate people are after they spend all the effort to remind you on Reddit everyday just how alone you are and that once you get a job and earn some money, your mommy will come back to you. Is there nothing else worth talking about? How can you guys call yourself mental health professionals when you are so disconnected from your patient you spent all your resources and time on? For what? For a poster boy as a prospect for a better future? I mean who the fuck are you kidding here? You guys really don't seem to have much to bargain with. If I get a job and ignore her, you guys are gonna remind me how alone I am for the rest of the time I am single. I wonder how long it would take me to ignore her before she starts finding another man. Or will she stay single for the rest of her life too? That's pretty romantic tbh lol. If I don't ignore her but don't put in much effort, you guys are gonna tell me how to chase pussy. If I spend good effort but never get married, then you guys are gonna tell me how awesome it is to have kids, she might pressure me too later on when the menopause hits. Sometimes these surveillance dudes are a little too dark for my taste. By now I'd expect them to understand how risk averse I am, especially when it comes to putting my own well-being into jeopardy. Sometimes people misunderstand because they fail to see the reasoning behind my calculated risks, and sometimes you need to rely on your estimate of how bad people are at analyzing risks to predict how they are gonna play into your own hand, like the hippies.
17 Apr 2018 12:43 - +1
Sounds like a cry for help from the factory
17 Apr 2018 09:50 - +-1
r/boottoobig
17 Apr 2018 06:17 - +-2
Roses are red My English bad I sound funny
17 Apr 2018 05:37 - +-15
This rhymes less than my mother's gee

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