You can't hold me back


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17 Apr 2018 07:33 - +810
I got dirty looks from TSA last time I was at the airport. Tiny little airport with like 7 of those zigzags to get to the security person checking IDs. There was NO ONE in line. Just in front of me was a couple in their 70's or older, the lady walking the slowest. I said, "here, let me" and proceeded to remove the ropes, let them pass, and then put them right back the way they were. I made their walk 20 feet instead of 60. Fuck you TSA. edit: cure old lady even said, "I don't think you're supposed to do that." I said, "Oh well" and smiled.
17 Apr 2018 09:19 - +280
Man. I got back to America once when I was a teen and no one was in the line. About 1000 yards of zig zags. So I just went under them. My brother and I got our asses chewed out by customs who was also a big sassy black woman. She threatens to make us walk back and walk the line again.
17 Apr 2018 10:32 - +64
Technically still cutting line
17 Apr 2018 11:02 - +63
they're called stanchions, in case any of you were wondering.
17 Apr 2018 08:46 - +43
his instagram @gudim_public
17 Apr 2018 10:06 - +13
r/madlads
17 Apr 2018 08:45 - +10
What’s the deal with her eye
17 Apr 2018 10:47 - +8
The guy in the picture is dumb, why would you use a scissor when you can lift the clip?
17 Apr 2018 11:19 - +7
Alpha af.
17 Apr 2018 09:51 - +6
How is this first world anarchy?
17 Apr 2018 11:00 - +4
"It unclips Right. There." ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯✂️
17 Apr 2018 11:21 - +3
Take it easy there Rick Ross
17 Apr 2018 11:28 - +2
Four more grand openings to go
17 Apr 2018 11:56 - +2
It's only like 20 pixels high but that woman's face is just so done with your shit.
17 Apr 2018 11:37 - +2
This reminds me of the cartoon of a guy walking through all the rope belt thingies and it had the caption "Some men just want to watch the world burn".
17 Apr 2018 12:10 - +2
Just Paul Blart that maze
17 Apr 2018 10:57 - +2
Every persons thought waiting at the DMV.
17 Apr 2018 11:39 - +2
Don't stop there, you have 4 more to go!
17 Apr 2018 14:42 - +1
I love jogging through these things when they’re empty.
17 Apr 2018 13:36 - +1
noice
17 Apr 2018 12:50 - +1
More like r/secondworldanarchists
17 Apr 2018 12:29 - +1
Crossing your arms like that is not comfortable
17 Apr 2018 12:56 - +1
Lol you can't fly with scissors. Nice.
17 Apr 2018 14:07 - +1
This made my laugh harder than I was expecting. Thank you I needed that.
17 Apr 2018 13:15 - +1
Hey, everyone deserves their moment.
17 Apr 2018 15:13 - +1
[Implying this isn't how you do it](https://uproxx.files.wordpress.com/2012/07/worldburn-airportline.jpg?quality=95&w=650)

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