What is a pirate's least favorite letter?

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Comments:

17 Apr 2018 08:20 - +4143
Thought this was going to be lame, glad I was mistaken.
17 Apr 2018 11:05 - +2338
T, because the East India Company primarily transported tea, creating national economic incentives to increase the power of the navy at the time. This directly enabled the military pressure that would lead to the demise of their pirate society.
17 Apr 2018 11:07 - +710
P, because without it they'd be irate! ... Oh.
17 Apr 2018 08:32 - +178
the letter he received from his (now) ex-wife about how she was going to take jeramiah away and that he could go fuck himself with his wooden leg
17 Apr 2018 08:35 - +115
Hello, This letter is to inform you that the "what is a pirate's favorite letter" joke was reposted
17 Apr 2018 11:04 - +63
"Stop pirating the jokes."
17 Apr 2018 11:26 - +54
Someone should make a list of all the reposts on /r/Jokes in order of how many times they've been reposted. I think this would be in the top 10.
17 Apr 2018 11:08 - +42
Should put this in r/antijokes
17 Apr 2018 10:59 - +19
Arrr! Just kidding it’s the C
17 Apr 2018 11:46 - +14
a “seas” and desist, if you will
17 Apr 2018 10:56 - +13
Q It's an O with a peg leg
17 Apr 2018 10:48 - +12
F Pirates don't need you to pay no respects...
17 Apr 2018 11:15 - +11
hey kids, i'm a computer. stop all the downloading
17 Apr 2018 11:00 - +10
General Reposti! You are an old one
17 Apr 2018 11:29 - +9
Why couldn't the pirate finish the alphabet? Because he spent years at sea... yarrr
17 Apr 2018 12:53 - +9
Hey kid! I’m a computer. Stop all the downloadin’ (*Garble Warbling*) G.I.-JOE Edit: https://youtu.be/cTehdxIj0ZQ
17 Apr 2018 11:26 - +8
Repost.jpg
17 Apr 2018 11:29 - +7
Pirating the joke about *pirating?* Cheeky.
17 Apr 2018 10:59 - +7
Dear Sir/Ma'am, This is a repost.
17 Apr 2018 11:06 - +7
Why couldn't the pirate go see the movie? Cause it was rated ARRRR.... Ok I'll let myself out.
17 Apr 2018 12:03 - +6
I don't get it
17 Apr 2018 10:55 - +5
This was such an intense read.
17 Apr 2018 12:51 - +4
Oh
17 Apr 2018 11:34 - +4
C of thieves
17 Apr 2018 11:37 - +4
I was gonna say a DMCA request but 🤣😂
17 Apr 2018 11:07 - +4
Whats a redditor's favorite joke? The one that appears on the sub at least once a month
17 Apr 2018 11:22 - +4
This was lame
17 Apr 2018 11:34 - +3
Where would a country cut ur internet service?
17 Apr 2018 11:46 - +3
[I'm sooo scared.](https://youtu.be/kIWdv31lqFM)
17 Apr 2018 11:48 - +3
Can Someone explain this to my idiotic self who doesn't understand?
17 Apr 2018 11:23 - +3
Why are you upvoting an obvious karma-farming rerererereposter?
17 Apr 2018 11:37 - +3
What’s a pirate’s favourite letter? A: Arrrr You’d think it be R, but it’s the C that they love!
17 Apr 2018 13:57 - +2
/arr/Jokes
17 Apr 2018 12:30 - +2
Oh look another repost
17 Apr 2018 12:03 - +2
A letter of marrrrrrrque.
17 Apr 2018 14:42 - +2
You think it's the r but it's really the c
17 Apr 2018 12:37 - +2
This is the classic why did the chicken cross the road trope, a non-joke if you will. I just watched an interesting documentary about these. Great twist on it, basically the more corny answers that immediately come to mind the better before the punchline, but you also played off the pirate terminology. Simple, quick, but playing on different levels, bravo.
17 Apr 2018 13:46 - +2
How the fuck have this many redditors not seen this b4
17 Apr 2018 12:49 - +2
Not that this has ever happened
17 Apr 2018 14:34 - +2
ARRRRRRRRRRR!
17 Apr 2018 13:04 - +2
For those of you thinking it might be rrrrr, I'm afraid youre wrong a pirates true love lies in the c
17 Apr 2018 11:50 - +2
Damn this joke is here a lot
17 Apr 2018 12:36 - +2
This is ARRguably one of the better posts I’ve seen on r/jokes
17 Apr 2018 10:51 - +2
Ahh, good old number x!
17 Apr 2018 12:21 - +1
I always figured his least favorite letter would be every single one except Rrrrr. >_>
17 Apr 2018 11:06 - +1
What's their favorite letter? I know what you're thinking... "R!" But 'tis the 'C' they love!
17 Apr 2018 12:05 - +1
Dear John
17 Apr 2018 11:07 - +1
This guy's a pirate! https://youtu.be/NLkbqWSY6Bg
17 Apr 2018 12:28 - +1
Should have used TorGu*arrrr*d
17 Apr 2018 11:09 - +1
Aye, ye might think it'd be "R” but it's actually... The ”C” !
17 Apr 2018 12:16 - +1
..... ..... ..... OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
17 Apr 2018 11:12 - +1
Aye laughed out loud. Well done, matey.
17 Apr 2018 12:23 - +1
Knew this was a repost but still fell for it the second time...
17 Apr 2018 11:13 - +1
I can tell you one that it ain't: "R".
17 Apr 2018 12:33 - +1
Dear Sir/Madame: We regret to inform you that you definitely have breast cancer. Good luck in all your future endeavors, however brief. John Watts, EIC
17 Apr 2018 11:14 - +1
You got me. You done well.
17 Apr 2018 12:11 - +1
"I" because then he would not need an eye-patch.
17 Apr 2018 11:23 - +1
Omg why did I have to deal with this exact problem today
17 Apr 2018 12:19 - +1
Actually, they list it as illegal peer-to-peer file sharing source: got a letter from TWC about my illegal peer-to-peer file sharing
17 Apr 2018 11:24 - +1
I thought it was Rrrrrrrrrrr
17 Apr 2018 12:22 - +1
I’ve seen this joke posted at least 3 times now
17 Apr 2018 11:47 - +1
CC. Return to sender Add 50 years.
17 Apr 2018 12:25 - +1
A?
17 Apr 2018 11:48 - +1
Arrrr.
17 Apr 2018 12:31 - +1
Most people think that a Pirate's favorite restaurant would be Arby's.... But they are truly fond of Long John Silver's.
17 Apr 2018 11:48 - +1
R. Because they are pirates. This doesn't make any sense.
17 Apr 2018 12:05 - +1
I thought it was RRRrrrrrrr...
17 Apr 2018 11:49 - +1
Reminds me of a bad exodus link..... You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other bro ugghhh
17 Apr 2018 12:06 - +1
Aye, this one be gold! Be quick and grab it!
17 Apr 2018 11:50 - +1
Whale oil beef hooked!
17 Apr 2018 12:14 - +1
fine
17 Apr 2018 11:50 - +1
You think it be arrr but it be the C!
17 Apr 2018 12:19 - +1
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
17 Apr 2018 11:50 - +1
Arrr
17 Apr 2018 12:21 - +1
Yeah I read this as "piranha" it makes more sense now..
17 Apr 2018 11:53 - +1
It's a tie - C and D. (Cease and desist, the letter shown above)
17 Apr 2018 12:22 - +1
Okay. Clever... So then what's a pirate's FAVORITE letter? Answer me that! Edit: well, never mind then...
17 Apr 2018 11:53 - +1
Arr, I thought she'd be the Sea, but Aye Aye was Mistaken.
17 Apr 2018 12:23 - +1
DMCA?
17 Apr 2018 11:54 - +1
Most people think its the R but it rwally be the C!-steve the pirate
17 Apr 2018 12:25 - +1
*Parley*
17 Apr 2018 11:55 - +1
I feel like they say 'boo-T' a lot
17 Apr 2018 12:27 - +1
This applies to the OP
17 Apr 2018 11:55 - +1
Yours truly.
17 Apr 2018 12:29 - +1
Good ole number 274
17 Apr 2018 12:04 - +1
R, you're booty shivers me timbers!
17 Apr 2018 12:32 - +1
Oh man, I’ve read a lot of the comments now, but I still don’t get this..
17 Apr 2018 10:36 - +1
Got me
17 Apr 2018 12:33 - +1
not like its not available on youtube
17 Apr 2018 10:57 - +1
U...I’m a pirate and U suck

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