A man gave each of his 3 girlfriends $5,000 as a test


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17 Apr 2018 08:34 - +2060
The bigger question is why is he marrying when the dude is rolling in pussy? Three chicks and at least 1 have big tits? Why the fuck would you marry!?
17 Apr 2018 10:29 - +1842
The fourth woman took the $5000 and invested in stock options, losing all of the money. She said to the man "Fuck TSLA"
17 Apr 2018 08:54 - +561
FW:FW:FW:FW:FW:FW: Is this subreddit turning into r/emailsfrommyuncle now?
17 Apr 2018 10:35 - +178
The fourth girlfriend invested in FDs and made a mill but dumped his sorry ass because she realized she was a fag
17 Apr 2018 09:07 - +167
Save the $15,000 and avoid 3 times as many headaches. Marry your hand.
17 Apr 2018 08:30 - +79
kill one, marry one, fuck one. go
17 Apr 2018 08:50 - +79
$5k would buy a set of tits.
17 Apr 2018 10:27 - +46
Replace tits with tendies for me...but, to each is own.
17 Apr 2018 12:28 - +37
This is essentially one of Jesus' parables
17 Apr 2018 09:11 - +24
Replace biggest tits with cutest feets and that would be me.
17 Apr 2018 10:05 - +18
lol my strategy was to find the best looking nerdy girl and win her over when we were young. Now she's successful and I'm a schmuck.
17 Apr 2018 12:21 - +14
Hath thou peasants no taste for ass?
17 Apr 2018 11:28 - +13
What did she invest in to double her money so fast?
17 Apr 2018 13:16 - +13
"And that, my friends, is why there are so few women in finance. Because men are patronizing shitheads." This is not a conclusion I expect this sub to take well. That's fine. I know guys are super-sensitive to criticism. :(
17 Apr 2018 12:36 - +9
I lost my glasses. Will someone please tell me what this says?
17 Apr 2018 10:48 - +8
Could still be the last girl
17 Apr 2018 12:56 - +6
Is this from a Donald Trump biography?
17 Apr 2018 16:11 - +4
Small tits FTW though, just sayin'.
17 Apr 2018 12:54 - +4
BITCONNEEEEEEEEEEEEECTTTTTTT
17 Apr 2018 15:32 - +4
Facebook but it’s on reddit
17 Apr 2018 13:20 - +4
iPad, golf clubs and 80 inch tv for 5k? How? She was the one with the big tits wasn’t she.
17 Apr 2018 11:04 - +4
solid dd
17 Apr 2018 12:42 - +3
Fourth GF went all in on TITCONNNECT!
17 Apr 2018 16:57 - +3
Please help a muslim out; why can’t you marry all three?
17 Apr 2018 13:26 - +2
Hahaha my grandma told me this joke when I was a kid. She's awesome!
17 Apr 2018 15:27 - +2
r/gohomegrandpa
17 Apr 2018 16:48 - +2
Made me day. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
17 Apr 2018 11:41 - +2
So sad can we get a million likes
17 Apr 2018 14:53 - +2
Haha.
17 Apr 2018 14:32 - +2
10 years later, the man was divorced after sending a FB message to the one with the smallest tits, complaining about how his current wife's nipples scraped the ground.
17 Apr 2018 12:56 - +1
#YOTO
17 Apr 2018 13:31 - +1
https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/4sqgi6/a_man_had_three_beautiful_girlfriends_but_didnt/ https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2f484u/there_was_a_man_who_had_3_girlfriends_but_he/ What came first, chicken or the egg.
17 Apr 2018 14:43 - +1
This sounds like a joke that was around 200 years ago but slightly modified.
17 Apr 2018 13:08 - +1
What's this from lol?
17 Apr 2018 14:28 - +1
When in doubt....big titties.
17 Apr 2018 14:22 - +1
The fifth woman used the 5k to pay her student loans
17 Apr 2018 12:38 - +1
my first reaction to this was thinking of r/polyamory... why not all three, yo
17 Apr 2018 14:39 - +1
I like tits, but I'm not a fan of huge tits.
17 Apr 2018 12:45 - +1
I think I know the first girl from the story
17 Apr 2018 14:49 - +1
Accurate.
17 Apr 2018 13:20 - +1
No truer words ever spoken. Huge boobs FTW.

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