Women sitting down to watch a show with a box of tissues is very different than a guy sitting down to watch a show with a box of tissues.

Tear Jerkers vs Just Jerkers


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17 Apr 2018 09:19 - +3613
Not really, I usually cry when I masturbate
17 Apr 2018 10:12 - +1351
GF: "Baby, what are you doing locked in the bathroom?" "Just watching my show!"
17 Apr 2018 12:10 - +1172
I had unscented hand lotion in my backpack because it reduced itching on a new scar I had. I was confused when a professor asked the women if they had any lotion that wasn’t to strong and I offered mine and was met with a long, silent stare.
17 Apr 2018 09:09 - +401
So true. Btw you got any spare tissues? Ran out a week ago and wife is refusing to buy more.
17 Apr 2018 09:27 - +272
"Are those sad tissues, or happy tissues?"
17 Apr 2018 09:19 - +251
Don’t forget which tissues are for which act
17 Apr 2018 12:20 - +163
they told me I was going to go through a box of tissues watching Grave of the Fireflies I didn't unzip even once
17 Apr 2018 12:04 - +129
Let’s just clarify that a woman preparing to watch a movie with a box of tissues is still weird.
17 Apr 2018 09:48 - +93
Group of girls = cry party Group of guys = circle jerk
17 Apr 2018 12:11 - +65
Tissues-- We're there for your happy endings and your sad endings. Or when you run out of toilet paper.
17 Apr 2018 12:06 - +47
I don't know, I cry at most movies too. I'm a very emotional guy. I don't use tissues though, I ain't no whimp.
17 Apr 2018 12:16 - +46
What can a man not like his sad romances?
17 Apr 2018 11:55 - +35
I like crying during movies, but I'm never in the *mood* to cry during movies.
17 Apr 2018 11:54 - +28
Did you just assume my tissue intention?
17 Apr 2018 09:43 - +24
Sometimes both depending on the lead actress looks.
17 Apr 2018 12:14 - +14
Bitch tf? I'm emotional as hell.
17 Apr 2018 11:34 - +13
Do women masturbate with tissues?
17 Apr 2018 12:47 - +12
I fkn hate this. I always have tissues with me and I keep a box next to my bed because I have a sinus problem, but people will always think otherwise.
17 Apr 2018 12:46 - +11
Tear jerkers Vs Spear jerkers
17 Apr 2018 12:06 - +10
Of course because men never cry to movies and women never masturbate.
17 Apr 2018 12:28 - +7
OP - Dude who's never watched the San Junipero episode.
17 Apr 2018 12:31 - +7
Pussys gets slimy too.
17 Apr 2018 12:23 - +7
I thought this was only in movies. Women actually do this?
17 Apr 2018 10:29 - +5
Is it though?
17 Apr 2018 12:27 - +5
What else am I supposed to use when I make my banana cry?
17 Apr 2018 09:27 - +5
"Are these happy tissues, or sad tissues?"
17 Apr 2018 12:21 - +4
It's just both sexes proving they can be... sensitive... to the right stimulus.
17 Apr 2018 09:22 - +4
I too cry when I watch "Charmed."
17 Apr 2018 11:23 - +4
Male tears
17 Apr 2018 12:03 - +3
They're just white tears.
17 Apr 2018 12:31 - +3
You don't know me. It might be a show that makes me cry through my penis.
17 Apr 2018 09:50 - +3
Reminds me of watching "Chocolate" with Johnny Depp
17 Apr 2018 12:25 - +3
Women use towels
17 Apr 2018 12:41 - +2
Ya'll, I've never understood this, but maybe one of you can explain. How is a tisse enough to hold a load???
17 Apr 2018 12:38 - +2
I'm a used underwear kinda guy

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