Where boys REALLY became men








Comments:

17 Apr 2018 10:41 - +1699
Color-coding made screen looking especially effective on this balloon battlefield. That being said, I admit to NOTHING
17 Apr 2018 10:02 - +911
Always drove around more nervous and scared when you had one balloon left
17 Apr 2018 10:44 - +357
I don't remember it being this...sharp.
17 Apr 2018 10:05 - +311
5th grade 1997. Take me back.
17 Apr 2018 11:22 - +209
Sit and camp on an item box spamming green shells into the fray
17 Apr 2018 10:03 - +104
God bless this game
17 Apr 2018 13:15 - +76
Ah here we go, the next person is gonna do goldeneye, then the crossfire board game and it's just gonna keep going on and on and on until someone posts a picture of pong like it's the most hilarious thing ever that nobody's ever thought of.
17 Apr 2018 11:01 - +73
Where friendships go to die
17 Apr 2018 12:48 - +54
Anyone remember when you got eliminated and got to drive around as a little yellow bomb?
17 Apr 2018 10:22 - +52
Sorry guys I'm not familiar with this game. What is it?
17 Apr 2018 13:04 - +45
With four players you didn't dare stay on the bottom after a few minutes. Them green shells didnt really go away in MK64.
17 Apr 2018 10:02 - +37
So many weekends staying up until the sunrise playing this game
17 Apr 2018 13:56 - +13
This is also where girls became women.
17 Apr 2018 11:24 - +12
For the adults in the room: If you play this with your friends, it's a lot more fun if you have to take a shot when one of your balloons gets shot
17 Apr 2018 15:17 - +12
Yeah, Block Fort. *Definitely* not the turbo-charged nightmare that was Skyscraper
17 Apr 2018 10:50 - +10
Mario kart ds was it for me
17 Apr 2018 12:01 - +6
My son tells me this is where friends are lost. Toad and I have been hard on him and his balloons over the years.
17 Apr 2018 13:27 - +5
Oh man! I loved this map so much and none of my friends liked to play it.
17 Apr 2018 13:26 - +5
Yes. THANKYOU.
17 Apr 2018 13:46 - +5
You little Mario Kart 8 kiddies know NOT the power contained here. Compared to the masters of old you are as CHILDREN playing with TOYS...
17 Apr 2018 15:52 - +4
The yellow fort is where it's at. Hiding them bananas in plain sight
17 Apr 2018 11:12 - +3
I was still a boy when my older brother got an n64 using money from his part time job and played this with me. I wasn't a man until I removed all the balloons from his go cart. If that doesn't make me a man NOTHING will
17 Apr 2018 15:44 - +3
Where boys become men, Where men become savages. Friends become enemies, lovers to arch rivals. Where the fabric of all that was known to you, all you held dear and loved comes falling down around you like a glass champagne tower made of Hindenburgs. The first time my grandmother called me a "little c*ckstain". R.i.P nana. Ya boi.
17 Apr 2018 14:56 - +3
I loved N64 battle.. unfortunately none of my family nor friends did.
17 Apr 2018 14:01 - +3
I'd sit at the top on top of the spawn point of one of the diamonds and just fire everything at random onto my hapless victims below. >:)
17 Apr 2018 16:05 - +2
My friends and I still often play Mario Kart 64 but mostly this level. But with some additional rules, so it becomes more interesting: we are only allowed to drive on the ground level. No block, nothing. Exept if you are a bomb, then you can drive wherever you want. I'll tell you, it is way better this way. Because all the shells bumping around, bananas and boxes can be lethal, you don't have so many ways to avoid each other. It is sooo good :)
17 Apr 2018 14:36 - +2
How has Nintendo not redone these classic levels???
17 Apr 2018 10:50 - +2
Certain hit by stray green shell when driving on the lower level.
17 Apr 2018 15:24 - +2
I would always go to the yellow area and spam bananas and fake item boxes near the bridge, only for someone to destroy them all with a star.
17 Apr 2018 17:03 - +2
Let's be serious this was it https://i.imgur.com/ll6o19k.jpg
17 Apr 2018 15:25 - +2
This is what I expected from the first post.
17 Apr 2018 13:28 - +2
Getting out in front of this trend [Where boys ***REALLY*** become men](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bar_and_Bat_Mitzvah)
17 Apr 2018 15:31 - +2
Before Mario Kart 64, there was . . . http://legacy.3drealms.com/wacky/index.html
17 Apr 2018 13:56 - +2
Where boys got scared and hid in corners when they only had one balloon
17 Apr 2018 15:54 - +2
[I had mario kart dreams....](https://youtu.be/j3f4E_e-2I0?t=1m37s)
17 Apr 2018 15:59 - +2
Disagreed, this doesn't at all look like your mom's room.
17 Apr 2018 15:56 - +2
MOTHERFUCKIN BLOCK FORTS!
17 Apr 2018 14:33 - +2
Where men became boys*
17 Apr 2018 16:23 - +2
I don't get it
17 Apr 2018 12:28 - +2
I remember there was a Counter Strike surf map that had 12 maps to choose from and every round players could vote by moving towards a picture frame i think. This map was actually featured as a free for all and it was insane.
17 Apr 2018 10:36 - +1
Take me home momma
17 Apr 2018 10:57 - +1
This one ended many friendships.

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