Vegemite toast. Give yourself an uppercut, Sydney.


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17 Apr 2018 13:42 - +1988
Looks like my dog Bozo dragged his arse across the chopping board.
17 Apr 2018 13:51 - +901
Pay for it with deconstructed dollars by handing over 140 5c coins.
17 Apr 2018 13:40 - +596
Cafes do this for attention. It gets them in the media every single time.
17 Apr 2018 14:02 - +538
Deconstructed food can go fuck itself. I'm paying restaurant prices because I don't want to prepare food you trendy fuck.
17 Apr 2018 14:39 - +326
The butter or margarine must go on the toast as soon as it's out of the toaster. Otherwise it gets cold and it won't melt.
17 Apr 2018 13:56 - +233
Up next: churn your own butter at the table.
17 Apr 2018 13:33 - +178
The worst part is it looks like cheap shit bread.
17 Apr 2018 13:32 - +117
That ‘meal’ in the photo will set you back $7, from the fine establishment in [this article ](https://m.coffscoastadvocate.com.au/news/ridiculous-7-vegemite-toast-served-up-at-core-espr/3389380/) Edit- sorry everyone, I cocked up, I have discovered that Newcastle is not in Sydney, it is actually part of Tasmania.
17 Apr 2018 14:11 - +109
/r/WeWantPlates
17 Apr 2018 14:06 - +65
Anyone wanna start a deconstructed housing business with me? We'll sell deconstructed houses (mainly lengths of timber at extraordinary markup) to hipsters coming off of a DIY binge. Make a killing doing it too.
17 Apr 2018 15:36 - +40
Give yourself an uppercut if you're thick enough to order Vegemite on toast at a fucken cafe. Get me on the big breakie everyday
17 Apr 2018 13:35 - +23
Is Sydney even part of Australia anymore?
17 Apr 2018 15:43 - +17
We've reached peak wanker
17 Apr 2018 13:56 - +16
You’d hardly be able to salvage any of the vegemite from that board, they may as well try serving it on a tissue
17 Apr 2018 13:37 - +15
Article says Newcastle M.dude
17 Apr 2018 14:21 - +15
I understand the whinge - but personally I think it looks OK. It looks nice, slightly interesting, somebody put some effort into its presentation, and you have full control over the butter/vegemite spread. Sure it's expensive, but that's because you're dining out. If I ordered this, I wouldn't bauk at the $7 price tag.
17 Apr 2018 14:38 - +9
What sucks is there's only 2 slices of toast. Like, if you're going to make me pay an arm and a leg for this, then at least at minimum give me 3-4 slices of toast you stingy nobs.
17 Apr 2018 15:57 - +5
It's in Newcastle piss off
17 Apr 2018 18:09 - +5
I've never understood this deconstructed bullshit.. isn't buying food when you're out largely due to the convenience of not having to make it yourself? The fact they're charging something like $7-8 for fucking vegemite toast is criminal enough, let alone the fact it's inconveniently spread all over the place.
17 Apr 2018 16:14 - +5
Wasn't this in Newy?
17 Apr 2018 15:53 - +5
Wasn't this in Newcastle?
17 Apr 2018 14:18 - +5
and what's with this wooden board fad still being a thing?
17 Apr 2018 19:09 - +4
Yah well, we've plenty of meth in Adelaide but at least we don't got that bullshit.
17 Apr 2018 15:46 - +4
Reminds me of the wall of a public toilet...
17 Apr 2018 15:26 - +4
This was in Newcastle actually, not in Sydney!
17 Apr 2018 14:20 - +4
And just add a side of smashed avo for instant bankruptcy
17 Apr 2018 16:09 - +4
This is actually from a cafe in Newcastle?
17 Apr 2018 16:56 - +3
Typical Sydney. Found out Melbourne has the deconstructed latte and just HAD to do their own.
17 Apr 2018 19:54 - +3
This is Newcastle, not Sydney
17 Apr 2018 15:44 - +3
This would be so annoying to wash off the board.
17 Apr 2018 15:51 - +3
Eww. If I wanted to spread my own, at least put it into little bowls for me and serve it that way. Hell, even the little plastic containers that you get your condiments in from Maccas or hotels look better (and more hygienic) than this shit.
17 Apr 2018 14:55 - +2
Hahaha get fucked, someone's taking the piss and laughing all the way to the bank.
17 Apr 2018 18:39 - +2
>Give yourself an uppercut, Sydney Fuck off mate, this bullshit was [made in Newcastle](https://au.news.yahoo.com/nsw/a/39913959/nsw-customer-shocked-by-ridiculous-gourmet-vegemite-toast/).
17 Apr 2018 15:09 - +2
Fiddy bucks
17 Apr 2018 17:30 - +2
looks disgusting, like a shit stain on your cut board
17 Apr 2018 15:26 - +2
This hurts to look at
17 Apr 2018 20:42 - +2
It’s actually a Newcastle cafe, I walk past it every morning.
17 Apr 2018 15:53 - +2
maybe if they gave me half a jar of vegemite and not a level dessert spoon
17 Apr 2018 14:56 - +2
r/wewantplates
17 Apr 2018 16:54 - +2
This is a crime and should be punished.
17 Apr 2018 17:54 - +2
RIP the person who has to wash the boards. Vegemite isn't particularly easy to clean to begin with, and they've really mashed it into the wood there.
17 Apr 2018 17:05 - +2
r/WeWantPlates?
17 Apr 2018 20:18 - +2
That toast is far too toasted to make it an enjoyable Vegemite toast experience.
17 Apr 2018 17:15 - +2
WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU DONE!!?? ..IM TELLING MUM!!
17 Apr 2018 20:49 - +2
Isn't it in Newcastle?
17 Apr 2018 17:28 - +2
Am I the only person who isn't in a weird rage about this? I hate when cafes apply the butter and condiment for me.
17 Apr 2018 14:07 - +2
[No, God No!](https://imgur.com/r/HighQualityGifs/wqMWK7z)

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