Vegemite toast. Give yourself an uppercut, Sydney.
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Looks like my dog Bozo dragged his arse across the chopping board.
Pay for it with deconstructed dollars by handing over 140 5c coins.
Cafes do this for attention. It gets them in the media every single time.
Deconstructed food can go fuck itself. I'm paying restaurant prices because I don't want to prepare food you trendy fuck.
The butter or margarine must go on the toast as soon as it's out of the toaster. Otherwise it gets cold and it won't melt.
Up next: churn your own butter at the table.
The worst part is it looks like cheap shit bread.
That ‘meal’ in the photo will set you back $7, from the fine establishment in [this article ](https://m.coffscoastadvocate.com.au/news/ridiculous-7-vegemite-toast-served-up-at-core-espr/3389380/) Edit- sorry everyone, I cocked up, I have discovered that Newcastle is not in Sydney, it is actually part of Tasmania.
/r/WeWantPlates
Anyone wanna start a deconstructed housing business with me? We'll sell deconstructed houses (mainly lengths of timber at extraordinary markup) to hipsters coming off of a DIY binge. Make a killing doing it too.
Give yourself an uppercut if you're thick enough to order Vegemite on toast at a fucken cafe. Get me on the big breakie everyday
Is Sydney even part of Australia anymore?
We've reached peak wanker
You’d hardly be able to salvage any of the vegemite from that board, they may as well try serving it on a tissue
Article says Newcastle M.dude
I understand the whinge - but personally I think it looks OK. It looks nice, slightly interesting, somebody put some effort into its presentation, and you have full control over the butter/vegemite spread. Sure it's expensive, but that's because you're dining out. If I ordered this, I wouldn't bauk at the $7 price tag.
What sucks is there's only 2 slices of toast. Like, if you're going to make me pay an arm and a leg for this, then at least at minimum give me 3-4 slices of toast you stingy nobs.
It's in Newcastle piss off
I've never understood this deconstructed bullshit.. isn't buying food when you're out largely due to the convenience of not having to make it yourself? The fact they're charging something like $7-8 for fucking vegemite toast is criminal enough, let alone the fact it's inconveniently spread all over the place.
Wasn't this in Newy?
Wasn't this in Newcastle?
and what's with this wooden board fad still being a thing?
Yah well, we've plenty of meth in Adelaide but at least we don't got that bullshit.
Reminds me of the wall of a public toilet...
This was in Newcastle actually, not in Sydney!
And just add a side of smashed avo for instant bankruptcy
This is actually from a cafe in Newcastle?
Typical Sydney. Found out Melbourne has the deconstructed latte and just HAD to do their own.
This is Newcastle, not Sydney
This would be so annoying to wash off the board.
Eww. If I wanted to spread my own, at least put it into little bowls for me and serve it that way. Hell, even the little plastic containers that you get your condiments in from Maccas or hotels look better (and more hygienic) than this shit.
Hahaha get fucked, someone's taking the piss and laughing all the way to the bank.
>Give yourself an uppercut, Sydney Fuck off mate, this bullshit was [made in Newcastle](https://au.news.yahoo.com/nsw/a/39913959/nsw-customer-shocked-by-ridiculous-gourmet-vegemite-toast/).
Fiddy bucks
looks disgusting, like a shit stain on your cut board
This hurts to look at
It’s actually a Newcastle cafe, I walk past it every morning.
maybe if they gave me half a jar of vegemite and not a level dessert spoon
r/wewantplates
This is a crime and should be punished.
RIP the person who has to wash the boards. Vegemite isn't particularly easy to clean to begin with, and they've really mashed it into the wood there.
r/WeWantPlates?
That toast is far too toasted to make it an enjoyable Vegemite toast experience.
WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU DONE!!?? ..IM TELLING MUM!!
Isn't it in Newcastle?
Am I the only person who isn't in a weird rage about this? I hate when cafes apply the butter and condiment for me.
[No, God No!](https://imgur.com/r/HighQualityGifs/wqMWK7z)