What's Truly In Your Vacuum


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17 Apr 2018 19:10 - +2327
Why does it even need an electric motor when kirby could simply suck it in
17 Apr 2018 18:51 - +588
Growing up we had a Kirby brand vacuum. I legit thought that's what it was for like a year.
17 Apr 2018 18:59 - +198
that's not in my vacuum, if it were it wouldn't be such a piece of shit
17 Apr 2018 18:53 - +148
Yeah, I'm not paying $1000 for a Kirby vacuum.
17 Apr 2018 20:47 - +105
This subreddit is the worst
17 Apr 2018 22:01 - +43
r/comedycemetery
17 Apr 2018 20:48 - +22
Introducing Kirby's newest form: DUST KIRBY* *^^may ^^be ^^afflicted ^^with ^^mesothelioma
17 Apr 2018 19:24 - +18
It makes me sad to think of all the Kirby's who have friends or loved ones who have contracted Mesothelioma due to asbestos exposure, I think they may be eligible for financial compensation.
17 Apr 2018 19:30 - +11
You'll NEVER have to change your bags again!
17 Apr 2018 22:20 - +9
/r/ComedyCemetery
17 Apr 2018 22:08 - +5
The thumbnail made me thought it was a green penis.
17 Apr 2018 20:12 - +5
what a weird vacuum cleaner
17 Apr 2018 22:52 - +5
When I was younger I had the fantasy that the reality behind how windshield wipers work, is that there is an old decrepit man under the hood of every car, lying on his back with windshield wipers attached to his arms. When my mom would flick on the dial for different wiper speeds, the old man would get various levels of electric shock depending on how fast we needed him to move his old, flimsy arms. I got a real kick out of the ultra fast speed, thinking about an old malnourished skeleton of a human heaving air just to keep up with our demands.
17 Apr 2018 21:12 - +5
Joke is ruined by having the punchline be the second thing you see/read
17 Apr 2018 22:10 - +4
But then theres a vacum inside kirby and its Vacumception
17 Apr 2018 21:35 - +3
I don't know enough about vacuums to know if this is right or not... But I do know someone who does know a thing or two about them. Is this legit, /u/touchmyfuckingcoffee?
17 Apr 2018 22:16 - +3
Wouldn't Kirby become the dust
17 Apr 2018 21:38 - +3
then spyro the dragon is in my toaster
17 Apr 2018 22:15 - +3
*tears vacuum cleaner apart to save Kirby*
17 Apr 2018 21:17 - +3
so did the vacuum absorb Kirby's powers?
17 Apr 2018 22:28 - +3
Surprised Kirby hasn't gotten asthma yet
17 Apr 2018 20:55 - +3
My Kirby must have asthma
17 Apr 2018 22:31 - +2
[Kirby Vacuums actually exist. ](https://www.kirby.com)
17 Apr 2018 21:26 - +2
But my vacuum is clear and I can see inside the chamber...
17 Apr 2018 21:25 - +2
You're implying I have a Kirby in my Kirby?
17 Apr 2018 21:32 - +2
Vacuums magically empty themselves, just like clothes magically wash themselves and dishes magically put themselves away
17 Apr 2018 22:58 - +2
I use my central vac in my home mostly for sucking up spiders and other bugs. I always pictured the inside is a gladiator pit for insects, and each time I vacuum a new one in, the spectators go wild as it gets dropped confused into a bloodsport for dusty, exiled insects doomed to die.
17 Apr 2018 21:34 - +2
The thumbnail reminds me of a *different* little pink guy.
17 Apr 2018 22:29 - +2
When its full it evolves into garbodor
17 Apr 2018 22:06 - +2
Will still work better then the big ball Dyson vaccum.. Running a Panasonic motor ! Dyson.. Garbage!
17 Apr 2018 22:31 - +2
What happens if I hoover up Mario
17 Apr 2018 22:15 - +2
For some reason this looks like a condom with Kirby inside it to me
17 Apr 2018 19:17 - +2
I think mine has COPD
17 Apr 2018 23:17 - +2
Preview looks like a green dildo
17 Apr 2018 22:05 - +1
My vacuum also can’t beat the tree
17 Apr 2018 22:25 - +1
That's some Omelasian shit if I ever saw it.
17 Apr 2018 21:52 - +1
You can say goodbye to your entire house.
17 Apr 2018 22:28 - +1
I just quit my job selling Kirby vaccums 2 days ago lol
17 Apr 2018 21:49 - +1
This would just mean you have a vacuum with infinite space...
17 Apr 2018 22:30 - +1
Why do I need to empty it then
17 Apr 2018 22:00 - +1
So the vacuum bags actually hold Kirby's crap?
17 Apr 2018 22:33 - +1
Accurate!
17 Apr 2018 21:48 - +1
So *that's* why it's called a Kirby Vacuum cleaner!
17 Apr 2018 22:37 - +1
If this was true you would never have to empty the bag!
17 Apr 2018 21:50 - +1
Hehe
17 Apr 2018 22:41 - +1
If that’s the case, why do I need to empty it out?
17 Apr 2018 21:53 - +1
Nothing could live forever inside a vacuum. The electricity is simply used to power the Kirby’s corpse ala Frankenstein’s monster.
17 Apr 2018 22:45 - +1
What power does he get when you press down?
17 Apr 2018 22:02 - +1
I wonder what power Kirby would obtain by sucking in dust
17 Apr 2018 22:18 - +1
This should have been the final boss in the kirby gameboy game.
17 Apr 2018 22:19 - +1
Nah, it's just cat hair and cheeto dust in mine.
17 Apr 2018 22:16 - +1
Well they are kirby brand vacumes
17 Apr 2018 21:49 - +1
But then why do we need to change the bags :?
17 Apr 2018 21:42 - +1
That motor seems redundant with Kirby already in there.
17 Apr 2018 21:49 - +1
Now when I’m thinking about it I’ve never seen the true inside of a vacuum before
17 Apr 2018 21:42 - +1
I was always told Nickelback lived in the vacuum. They suck the most.
17 Apr 2018 21:50 - +1
Kirby should be the fan and the bag. he is suction and storage.
17 Apr 2018 21:43 - +1
The amount of D U S T here is off the charts!!
17 Apr 2018 21:53 - +1
What would happen if Kirby was standing directly in front and back of a portal and he started to inhale? 🤔
17 Apr 2018 21:45 - +1
My husband and I just beat Kirby Star Allies last night!!
17 Apr 2018 21:59 - +1
If Kirby's in there, then no electric motor is needed.
17 Apr 2018 21:46 - +1
The presence of Kirby aside, do these things actually have a fan *between* the intake and the bag? Why make it so prone to damage instead of using the common "fan behind filter and bag" setup?
17 Apr 2018 22:00 - +1
That's going to be some Dorian Grey shit opening it up and seeing what kind of fucked up abilites Kirby has absorbed.
17 Apr 2018 21:46 - +1
i was guessing ants and spiders
17 Apr 2018 22:03 - +1
Why do I need to empty it if Kirby is inside it?
17 Apr 2018 21:46 - +1
So where does Kirby poop?
17 Apr 2018 22:09 - +1
There is a Kirby brand vacuum
17 Apr 2018 20:48 - +1
I wish
17 Apr 2018 22:18 - +1
/r/misleadingthumbnails
17 Apr 2018 21:02 - +1
So that's why you never have to clean it out.
17 Apr 2018 22:19 - +1
It's funny because pinkpieceofshit-san is named Kirby after the vacuum cleaner brand and MLM conspiracy company. Much laughter. Wow.
17 Apr 2018 21:03 - +1
Soooo when you take the bag full of dust out of the vacuum and replace it, you are actually taking out a bag of kirbys shit??
17 Apr 2018 22:23 - +1
this joke sucks
17 Apr 2018 21:20 - +1
Where does Kirby go when I empty my vacuum cleaner?
17 Apr 2018 22:26 - +1
I KNEW'ED IT!
17 Apr 2018 21:21 - +1
Oh haha
17 Apr 2018 22:29 - +1
if only. The vacuum would be way better if this were true.
17 Apr 2018 21:34 - +1
my vacuum don't look like that
17 Apr 2018 22:31 - +1
if only
17 Apr 2018 21:35 - +1
That would mean the material we empty out is Kirby's poop?
17 Apr 2018 22:35 - +1
But what if inside kirby is a kirby vacuum
17 Apr 2018 21:35 - +1
I'm not sure I'm okay with feeding Kirby dirt, debris, and filth. Can't be a good diet.
17 Apr 2018 22:38 - +1
My god... the sound poor Kirby makes... that's terrifying.
17 Apr 2018 21:36 - +1
[When you turn it off and he finally stops working](https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/t09pvAgnZwX4LgWuRCommS8W9xo=/0x0:673x412/1200x0/filters:focal\(0x0:673x412\)/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/8238617/kirby_feet.jpg)
17 Apr 2018 22:43 - +1
Wow clever... /s
17 Apr 2018 21:41 - +1
If Kirby sucked in the vacuum would he be dressed like a little vacuum?
17 Apr 2018 22:49 - +1
One time when me and my brother were little, he tried opening the device we had to play Mario, to find him inside, the absolute madman
17 Apr 2018 21:41 - +1
many ports

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