Not in my America 🇺🇸


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17 Apr 2018 20:12 - +1705
"And...uh...my axe." - Mitch McConnell
17 Apr 2018 20:56 - +1069
he's like a reverse Robin Hood
17 Apr 2018 21:04 - +643
If this photo is real, why the hell is Paul Ryan using a compound bow in what appears to be a government building?
17 Apr 2018 20:44 - +348
Why is he wearing two watches?
17 Apr 2018 19:43 - +201
Why does this bow look so fake? Is it because this is a bad Photoshop or does everything Paul Ryan touch becomes shit?
17 Apr 2018 21:16 - +96
That look of disdain on George Washington's face says it all.
17 Apr 2018 21:23 - +94
I'm no bow expert but would pulling the bow back with an arrow in it be the equivalent of bad trigger discipline?
17 Apr 2018 19:51 - +52
Killing America one bolt at a time
17 Apr 2018 22:50 - +50
*teleports behind terminally ill child* “Nothin personal, kid.”
17 Apr 2018 19:48 - +44
Nice bow.
17 Apr 2018 21:39 - +27
Paul "Fuck the Poor" Ryan
17 Apr 2018 22:50 - +26
"My name is Paul Ryan. After three years in congress, I returned home with only one goal-- to kill the poor. But my old approach wasn't enough. I had to become someone else. I had to become something else. I had to become the White Arrow."
17 Apr 2018 21:49 - +21
Is it just this picture or does he look a little bit like Ramsay Bolton?
17 Apr 2018 22:26 - +18
First PoliticalHumor post I've chuckled at in awhile, not bad
17 Apr 2018 20:33 - +15
🎯
17 Apr 2018 21:37 - +12
Reminds me of Joffry from Game of thrones aiming his crossbow at that girl.
17 Apr 2018 21:33 - +12
By day the mild mannered Speaker of the House trying to wrong those rights. By night a fearless assassin cutting the chaff from the healthcare system. Washington DC's new avenger Chicken Hawk trying to balance the Fiscal Deficit one arrow at a time.
17 Apr 2018 21:48 - +11
I'm just impressed how he is able to pull it back in a suit. That's either the worst or the best fitted suit ever. Mine would rip if I tried to do that.
17 Apr 2018 22:26 - +10
Paul Ryan can’t achieve orgasm without killing a poor person.
17 Apr 2018 22:51 - +6
This fucking piece of shit lined him and his friends pockets, saddled us with another TRILLION dollars of debt, then scurried back home like the RAT he is.... I hope he gets struck by lightning⚡⚡⚡
17 Apr 2018 21:26 - +5
When Hunger Games is less “fantasy” and more fantasy.
17 Apr 2018 22:13 - +4
I know the insult "tool" is showing my age, but this dick is a fukking tool. Wish I could find that photo shoot if him "pumping iron".
17 Apr 2018 22:30 - +4
Season 7 of Arrow is coming along huh?
17 Apr 2018 22:18 - +3
The new far cry game is looking great
17 Apr 2018 22:34 - +3
His archery posture is so wrong...
18 Apr 2018 01:16 - +3
You can tell he's not a true conservative because he's using a weapon that utilizes reusable ammunition. A true conservative would use lead bullets since they have the added benefit of potentially poisoning our rivers and lakes.
17 Apr 2018 22:06 - +3
That bow is pretty fucking sick though
17 Apr 2018 22:38 - +3
Now THIS is political humor!
17 Apr 2018 22:48 - +2
All things considering he has pretty decent form with the bow
17 Apr 2018 22:32 - +2
Whaaaat how did you get a suit in far cry.
17 Apr 2018 22:14 - +2
that is an explosive arrow that explodes after piercing the poor child's unhealthy liver
17 Apr 2018 22:35 - +2
Drawing a bow in your study isn't exactly the smartest thing you can do, but at least he's holding it right I guess.
17 Apr 2018 21:13 - +1
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